Wings

Would you still be willing to fly
if growing between your scapulae
were a couple of devil wings?

Fueled by hatred and sorrow
makes levitation easy,
and an ominous force-field like aura
matches the outfit.

Means of transportation don't defy God.
(Except if carbon emissions are way too high.)
Let them crack the skin in the right places
or they'll try to peek out uninvited.

Use them when they serve you.
Tuck in if they try to take control
and to avoid scaring the children.